Six-words tales

This was taken from a recent post in Wired. The idea is: say as much as you can with exactly six words. The examples bellow caugth my attention. Enjoy!

Failed SAT. Lost scholarship. Invented rocket.
– William Shatner

Computer, did we bring batteries? Computer?
– Eileen Gunn

The baby’s blood type? Human, mostly.
– Orson Scott Card

Dinosaurs return. Want their oil back.
– David Brin

Bang postponed. Not Big enough. Reboot.
– David Brin

Osama’s time machine: President Gore concerned.
– Charles Stross

Sum of all fears: AND patented.
– Charles Stross

He read his obituary with confusion.
– Steven Meretzky